The squabbles littered with political jargon between the PM and Tony Abbott reminds me of a special time in primary school.

Kiss and Catch is a fairly self-explanatory game. The magic however, is between the lines. Us girls would squeal in horror at the thought of being captured by our (secret) one true love and the boys would boast about it later.

Safe to say most of us have moved on, but why can’t Julia and Tony?

“Another great big tax” is on my mind. And no I’m not going to voice a particular opinion of the issue. I’m much more entertained by the thought of Tony riding on Julia’s coat-tails while pretending he doesn’t want to smooch the infamous Carbon Tax as a thank you for getting him so much attention.

No matter who wins there is always going to be a new tax, at least this time we have one that may help out Mother Nature.